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Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Daydream

ing, Paul finds himself in the middle of the field,not contributing to the interclass games. Suddenly he hears his teammates shouting, "Wake up! You have the ball."

He wakes up ,looks down and sees the ball at his feet. With a deft move, he evades a tackle and dribbles pass three defenders with styling footwork. It is sewn to his shoelaces. He continues to juggle the ball with his feet and from his left foot he unleashed a mighty shot. The ball sweeves past the keeper and its a goal!

It's Paul's best moment and as he raises his arm to celebrate, he sees the most dreadful things in his right hand,a hockey stick.

By Enzim Bulat

 

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During a court hearing, a woman accuses of poisoning her husband is being eross-examined.

Lawyer :Did you, not, have the slightest sympathy, when you poisoned your husband’s cup of coffee?

Lady  :At a moment… yes.

Lawyer :  And when was that?

Lady     :When he asked for a second cup!

 

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KESALAHAN PELAJAR DI SEKOLAH

 

Warna Rambut

Alasan : rambut beruban, semulajadi, sayer budak mix, cat tumpah atas rambut, UFO yang suruh, cikgu nie ketinggalan zaman lar…

Kuku Panjang

Alasan : senang nak cari kutu, senjata pertahanan diri, pengetip kuku dicuri anjing, keanggunan masa kini

Borak Dalam Kelas

Alasan : sedang menyelesaikan masalah dunia, nak masuk SINARAN, baik untuk senaman mulut, penyakit keturunan

Tak Pakai Lencana

Alasan : lencana terlalu lama, dilarikan toyol hilang secara misteri dalam mesin basuh

Ponteng Kelas

Alasan : kelas takde air-cond, kelas banyak anjing, kelas terlalu busuk, ‘keindahan’ kelas sukar diungkapkan dengan kata-kata,pelajaran tak mencabar

Pakai Kasut Selain Kasut Sekolah

Alasan : kasut basuh, sebelah dah hilang, kasut dimakan anai-anai, fesyen kasut sekolah out-dated 

Rambut Panjang

Alasan : gunting tumpul, cikgu jeles, saje aje, nak masuk World of Records, saye tak hingin nak masuk tv!

Bawak Barang Haram

Alasan : pusaka keluarga, mengisi beg yang kosong, tetiba je ada!, sayer kena sabotaj!

Merokok

Alasan : menguji kesihatan paru-paru, dapat buat pertunjukan asap, aplikasikan eksperimen, semangat yang mendalam terhadap subjek kimia, alar…cikgu macam tak merokok je… 

Bergaduh

Alasan : tangan ringan, diserang sawan, ada gangguan otak yang serius, mata pencarian keluarga, separuh sedar

 


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